Sometimes you just have to let the appliances have their say.
My fridge, for example, has a particularly religio-philosophical bent. Striving to live uprightly - which you would think comes naturally to a fridge - and struggling to find contentment in its out of the way corner. Obviously, an appliance with a sense of moral activism, frustrated I fear, by being much cumbered about with a family's nutritional needs.
Though the fridge feels passionately about that as well.