For you do as you are expected and in particular -
For you are broad and stiff and creamy white
For you have printed on you ORGANIC Asparagus PLU# 94080 Produce of USA in regards to which can spring be far behind? and presently
For you hold together a dropped pocket camera which is under warranty from only yet this August but which warranty sadly says the salesclerk does not cover owner abuse which owner would claim rather accident but oh well
For you, dear Rubber Band, hold together bouquets of asparagus and damaged cameras and all else which you are bound around quite nicely.